so about 7 months ago, my girlfriend at the time asked me to move in. so i did and we lived together for roughly 6 weeks. she asked me to move out until i was mature enough to live with a girl because in those 6 weeks i drew a dick on her face while she was sleeping 11 times.
99% sure my neighbors have seen me naked through my window at least 20 times
boys are just so cute and nice I wanna hold their hands then stab them in their dumb fucking piece of shit faces
I am definitely the jealous type.. I dont share people, if they’re mine..They’re MINE! Sorry
it takes 237 muscles to fake an orgasm but 15 to say “it’s called a clitoris and it’s right here”
do you ever feel really ashamed when you listen to your favorite album or band less and less and you feel like you need to apologize to the band and reassure them you still love them and the album just as much
if you take me on a date to an amusement park you have a 103% chance of getting laid